Late Nights on Facebook...
Jonathan Allen: You should go to sleep :P
Joyce Zhou: you should :P
Jonathan Allen: No you :P
Joyce Zhou: no you
Jonathan Allen: no you
Joyce Zhou: nuh uh!
Jonathan Allen: oh! nu UH! you did NOT just start a poke war with me this late at night! /headboppingaroundinathreateningblackwomanmanner
Joyce Zhou: GUUUURL Yes I DID. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?!
Jonathan Allen: POKE.YOU.RIGHT.BACK
YEA
UH HUH!
I WENT THERE
/snapfingers
Joyce Zhou: OH NO YOU DIDN"T.
HOLD MY EARRINGS
Jonathan Allen: WHOA GIRL
HOLD THE SASS
DONT GET SNIPPY WITH ME
Joyce Zhou: Don't YOU get sassy with me
Jonathan Allen: YOU'RE the one that started it
Joyce Zhou: nuh uh!
Jonathan Allen: yea huh!
Joyce Zhou: nuh uh!
Jonathan Allen: yea huh!
Joyce Zhou: nuh uh!
Jonathan Allen: yea huh!
Joyce Zhou: i now have a mouse
dont mess with me!
mhmmmm
Jonathan Allen: i have a GAMING mouse! I win by default!
Joyce Zhou: lies
mine is cute and tiny
Jonathan Allen: and loves me more
we both know that
don't deny it
Joyce Zhou: LIES.
Jonathan Allen: YOUR MOUSE CHOSE ME OVER YOU!
Joyce Zhou: i will deny it
Jonathan Allen: WHY MUST YOU KEEP US SEPARATED?! D:
Joyce Zhou: LIES
WELL IF IT LOVED YOU SO MUCH IT WOULD GO TO YOU ON ITS OWN
Jonathan Allen: AND IT DID!
HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
HUH?!
HUUUHHH?!
Joyce Zhou: IT'S NOT RIGHT NOW
Jonathan Allen: HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?!
BECAUSE YOU KIDNAPPED IT
Joyce Zhou: YOU STOLE IT FROM ME
LIES
I BOUGHT IT
Jonathan Allen: YOU /BOUGHT/ IT
LIKE, COMPUTER MOUSE TRAFFIKING!
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Joyce Zhou: I SAVED IT FROM ITS ENCASING
Jonathan Allen: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!
Joyce Zhou: NUH UH
Jonathan Allen: YEA HUH
Joyce Zhou: NUH UH
Jonathan Allen: YEA HUH!
Joyce Zhou: NUH UH!
Jonathan Allen: AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY?
BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE!
Joyce Zhou: ...
Jonathan Allen: SO HAH!
Joyce Zhou: touche
Jonathan Allen: lol my head hurts
Joyce Zhou: waaait.
Jonathan Allen: what were we arguing about?
Joyce Zhou: YOU BOUGHT A MOUSE TOO.
A GAMING MOUSE AT THAT
...my mouse likes me better
Jonathan Allen: ...but it likes me more
Joyce Zhou
lies
i feel and odd sense of deja vu
Jonathan Allen: yea
